As a passenger, I hope people remember that airlines need to manage their own shit and not ask paying passengers to do it for them.

That’s how I feel about dogs. The truest human-dog couples look alike.

I was at the garage today (and ended up having to buy a whole new set of tires- yay) and CNN was on. I seriously forgot how annoying it was to hear 45's voice. I usually just read the transcripts of whatever dumb thing he has said- but it was on the TV in the waiting room and I couldn’t avoid it. So much yelling and…

I’ve already eaten my children’s Easter chocolate and have to buy more....these eggs call out my name late at night and taunt me to dare eat them.

I always thought the shapes tasted better just bc of the novelty of them. But then I saw a “How It’s Made” episode years ago, and they actually change the recipe of the peanut butter for the shapes, to give the filling more structural integrity. The more you knowwww...

That’s not really true, a few of my college friends teach at boarding schools now or did in the past. They are smart, nice people and are good teachers- I’m sure working at a well-known private schools looks good on the resume, and I imagine they pay well. Also when you’re young and unmarried, working and living at a…

I’d rather have cute witches than that terrifying asshole Easter Bunny. Every photo as a kid with him has me basically hysterically crying as I was forced to sit on his lap and look into those enormous unblinking eyes. You don’t even ask the Easter Bunny for anything, what’s the point(“Hey Bun, can you intervene on…

You know what they say about submarines? 300 men go down, 150 couples come up.

Are you suggesting  Stew-Pot had that bulge for Billis?

Both atlrticles are right, tho. You have your subset of Trump supporter that is your everyday down the line -R voter who will support him so long as he isn’t a -D: older, wealthier white folks. And you have the other half (deplorables, if you will): the conspiracy breeding alt-right, Nazi white supremacist…

It’s obvious to me, if not to reporters, that Trump’s supporters will stick with him so long as he doesn’t back off on issues of race. That’s the only thing his hardcore supporters care about. He backs off on immigration or the Muslim ban or fires the Nazis in his adminstration, like Bannon, and they’ll turn. They…

What?! He’s just playing a violin after a long day speaking a bunch of languages at the gym! You don’t know his life!

His definition of “full head of hair” is pretty loose.

My Friend Cayla was still better than their Adollf.

Everyone was very supportive and Sarah’s response was very touching.

another bill he’s got in the works to require “abortionists” to tell their patients, falsely, that “the process can be reversed”

*sidles up next to you*

I only care that the word in the first sentence should be populace, the noun, not populous, the adjective.

Apparently human trafficking in these types of places is pretty rampant. Many of the victims underage.

This reminds me of those super sketchy signs you see on the interstate, especially in South Georgia. It’s these huge billboards with lady silhouettes that say things like “jade spa and massage: free showers for all truckers.” It’s super sketchy and I am surprised they are not investigated more frequently.