Nobody thinks that.

? literally who

Wait - her Ph.D. dissertation was only 2,000 words long? That seems...really really short.

In federal law it requires active concealment. Obstruction is different though. State laws vary, but in general you won’t be prosecuted federally just for failing to report a crime unless you have specific requirements to.

Having a learning disability doesn’t mean she doesn’t know right from wrong. I hope that doesn’t become the narrative.

Maybe she didn’t have a birth certificate or social security number? You can get through school without those things, but when you’re 18 and getting ready for college or a job it’d start being a real problem, and it’s hard for a kidnapper to explain away. That’s what made Carlina White suspicious.

In a way the apology is better and more humiliating to Trump than if she’d just said no in the first place.

Maybe she pulled out because she can’t find something to wear. I hear all the dress shops are completely sold out.

Yeah - she’s all like “Come at me, birch!”

I wonder if beating up trees makes her poplar at school. Hey, I’m just ashing questions.

Literally how I dropped 15lbs in a month. Get divorced! Intense heartbreak! Stomach hurts so much you can’t eat anymore! So hawt.

Microwaving fish in an office should be a hanging offense.

It’s clear that her issue with the microwaving of tuna is the smell. Like, abundantly clear. The comment was written in response to one that says nothing about the tuna beyond “it smells horrible,” and explicitly says about the woman doing it that she’s not a health nut.

Are you actually bad at reading, or just of the delusional Pinterest belief that there’s some sort of war on skinny people?

Nothing says “I’ve so moved on from you” like investing time, money, and energy into losing weight and getting into shape with the sole purpose of rubbing it in your ex’s face.

E!’s new series Revenge Body with Khloe Kardashian is based on the idea that if someone wrongs you, you can get back at them by altering your body’s shape and size.

She touches on something in that first clip which is the idea that if a woman who we feel is prettier than us feels down about herself from time to time then it makes it acceptable for other women to feel the same.

I HATE THIS SHOW

This why my mom took out a life insurance policy on my sister and me when she cosigned for our student loans. Apparently, SallieMae does this type of shit all the time. There are people all over the country paying for their dead relatives' student loans. It's fucking awful.