I don’t know about Thorne vis-a-vis Schilling, but I will always maintain that Thorne was one of the greatest hockey play-by-play announcers, and it’s terrible that he’s not on the national stage much any more. I believe he’s with an Orioles media affiliate now, or something like that.

He’s going to the Browns, which he will lead to a Super Bowl victory.

Alex Gonzalez is the real Steve Bartman and any Cubs fan worth their salt knows this.

Baseketball had the right idea

These are major leaguers not named Ted Williams. If they’re unable to wait on a fast a split second longer or keep their hands inside (“inside out swing”) and closer to their body to drive (even poke) the ball the other way then their is a more fundamental issue.