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skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

“I was.”
-Ray Rice

“People say I got him cut with my mouth,” she says. 

No way the Steelers live in a glass house, that would make it impossible for Big Ben to rape anyone.

Do you think Mike Tyson could kill Mayweather and McGregor 1 on 2 in a bare knuckles match? Id pay to see that.

Before the De La Hoya fight, HBO debuted 24/7, a three week look into the fighter’s lives before the actual fight. On the very first episode, Mayweather noted that no one wants to pay to watch two good guys fight, so fuck it, “I’ll be the bad guy.” Thus, the Money Mayweather persona was born.” 

Skate or die, motherfucker.

Ah yes, it was one of the best receivers in the league’s fault that the Lions are a dumpster fire. Solid take.

Ahhh Detroit, where Hall of Fame careers are nurtured, locked in a car seat, and rolled slowly into the river. Because if Mommy can’t have you, no one can

My in-laws do not approve. My in-laws are like, “Did you that weird thing where you put salt in the brownies again? We don’t want them.”

I thought you were going down a MUCH different path with the ‘Hope Solo has the best hair’ portion of this post.

Best sports hair past and present:

Don’t act like it is was their decision. The charges didn’t hold water.

UPDATE: The water park has decided to let it slide

Has Mayweather learned to read yet or is someone else reading the IRS letters to him?

+1 Weekend at Jeffrey’s

season-ticket holders who reneged on their season ticket contracts once it became clear the Marlins were not going to uphold their promises of perks including free parking and VIP entrances at their new ballpark—let alone field a watchable team