The Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzen Master

I’m just casually scrolling through the comments and saw “van Riemsdyk just got traded” and holy crap, my heart. Forgot about Trevor and thought I’d missed some huge Leafs news...

Until the Avs and Nugs get new owners, both teams will be just good enough to maybe be in the playoffs, interspersed with crappy years. Good enough to not suck, but suck enough to not be good.

I would love to be wrong. Though, Sakic gave up Pickard and kept Varly. Hell of a decision. Keep the old, broken goalie, and let the up and coming goalie go. Smart, wicked smart /s. In all fairness, I do blame the Kroenke’s for this mess.

Look at the bright side Vegas fans, you’ll never have to watch James Neal take a ridiculously stupid penalty in the playoffs.

Imagine if he’d ever started a playoff game!

Jay Cutler and a number of other starters would like a word with you, but rumor has it their emails have been intercepted.

Man, he’s gonna tithe so hard for you Lord.

This is actually the smart business ploy too. The first couple years of a new team (or arena, for that matter), you’re going to get good attendance and support no matter how bad the team is, because it’s new and exciting. But by the third or fourth year, fans start expecting actual results.

Whoa!!! What are the odds that the last name of the guy they’ve picked to wear #17 is Golden Knights.

“Craig Custance of The Athletic says it is likely the Golden Knights will take forward Pierre-Edouard Bellemare from the Philadelphia Flyers.”

I would watch all of that.

Scene: Blackhawks Locker Room

i wish i could give you more stars, that said the whole point of this article was the fact that the hawks can avoid the cap recapture penalties if Hossa doesnt actually retire and just goes on LTIR.

just the one though

D’Angelo gonna be out here selling his own Russia tapes in no time.

Lopez could get flipped to Indiana as part of a package for PG13 -- Lopez is a trade asset because he has only one year remaining on his contract.

For the 2000 World Series people were buying half and half hats with both logos and colors. I would sooner wear a NAMBLA hat with my phone number on it than a garment bearing the Vertical Swastika, and these things were especially hideous. Those people were the worst: “Oh, I’m just excited for New York!”. Die.

She is no more responsible for the circumstances of her birth than anyone else.