Nope, pick a side. And God damn if she doesn’t just look like Brady in a wig.

Anyone that wears a half and half jersey should be sterilized and have any children taken away from them. After Manning left Indianapolis, these wretched assholes came out of the woodwork with their stupid ass jerseys and bumper stickers that said something about a Colt growing up to be a Bronco or some nonsense.

Are you saying the Pacers would be stupid to take that trade?

Woefully underrated.

This got a legitimate snort out of me. Take your star.

Is that bulge in the front of his trunks his swollen balls?!

+1 movie day

I routinely eat meals comprised of soft pretzels.

What’s better for a long road trip: silly, themed playlist or stupid celebrity biography audiobook?

Jesus...take your star.

Fun fact: I bought “The Postmortal” at Tattered Cover a few years back. It was aggressively adequate.

There’s definitely a receding hairline joke in here but I’m not willing to sit here and plug away to find it.

And thank fucking God for that.

I don’t disagree with that. As a sad Avalanche fan, I really wanted a solid D prospect so they wouldn’t be locked into a certain path in the draft.

This article brings up Mateen's radicalization. I've also read plenty of stuff that has called Hodgkinson a terrorist. So, maybe the problem is your source(s) of information.

There were rumors that Colorado wanted to trade for Sergachev by sending Duchene. Bummer.

I think we just figured out the Jay Cutler situation.

For his career Blake Bortles is 11-35. Of those illustrious 11 wins, only two of them have come on the road. Blake Bortles is averaging .66 road wins per year. This is astonishing. (Yes I know W/L is not a great measure of a QBs overall talent, but that goes against the narrative I’m trying to build here.)

Really it should be both.

Converge is one of the most influential bands of my generation.