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Name checks out. Welcome to Kinja, Pete Carroll.

As a Chiefs fan living in Indianapolis...that last one hurt.

Does this mean that Saba-Drew Gigante is just around the corner?

For all of you resident New York City-ers: What's the best pizza place in NYC?

Remember when Mike Tomlin stepped in front of an unimpeded Jacoby Jones during a kickoff return and said he didn't know he was there? Fuck Mike Tomlin with Roethlisberger's Easter Island head. Pennsylvania is a shithole.

“Seconded."

+1 Alex Smith

*Allegedly

Is there a chance that the Blair Walsh miss helped killed Prince?

I would like to thank this garbage fire of a team for giving the Chiefs their first playoff victory since I was in grade school.

Pumpkin pie Pop Tarts are pretty awesome.

I'll message you my email address so you can send me a picture.

Sometimes I legitimately enjoy a Totino's Party Pizza. Am I a bad person?

Rob thinks that Eric Decker and Brandon Marshall are the "best receiving pair in the league"? Jesus Christ.

Things that have happened since the last Bills playoff appearance:

Sobering.

Who knew so many members of the US swimming team were Bills fans?

#pissstrong

Actually you can have a job without considering it a career. I happen to have what I would consider a career at this point but I didn't take a picture of my boring-ass surroundings on my lunch break to defend Indy as being a great place. Stop being a knob and go be a great, world-traveling (this means going to Disney