henryrowengartner
HenryRowengartner
henryrowengartner

He must have read Tim Tebow's book.

That podcast was like a fever dream.

How is no one going to bat for grilled corn on the cob?! It's nonsense is what it is.

And this is why they keep getting shut down, jerk.

+1 wasted timeout

+8" (I don't know...probably)

+1 DNP

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Happy ETID is getting some love here, but "El Dorado" is the worst track on the album. "The Great Secret", however...

This joke was a Ray of sunshine.

It was just an ugly game. The Pacers have no inside presence.

I'd prefer facts not get in the way of my bias.

The officiating was garbage during the Pacers/Raptors game last night too. Indy was being manhandled by Toronto and the entire first half was near void of calls. I’m not saying it would have mattered, but it would have been nice if those whistles were going both ways.

The Clippers are a joke?

In the early to mid 2000s his player number (for fantasy purposes) on Yahoo was 666.

It's not that far off. Ideally we'll see the teams with near identical colors squaring off.

The Jazz were eliminated before the game started.

According to a court of law, Kobe Bean Bryant did not rape anyone either.

You forgot to throw in "dank" every fourth or fifth word.

+1 privates eyed