Fireworks manufacturers think “Air Max 1 Quick Strike Fourth of July” is over the top.

“Nail tit.”
-Emmitt Smith

You don’t practice open field tackles, but Jesus dude, at least try to use your arms.

What happened to the respect for our troops?

He thought the player for Army was kneeling and disrespecting the flag and the troops while wersimg Nike. 

While this was disturbing, it is refreshing to see a young evangelical lead with his head for a change.

actually, the review is good

This cop is so clueless. His best chance to ticket JR Smith is to catch him for a meter violation, as he is likely to forget how much time he has left.

This hill, does it make my dick look big?

Be Best!

Let’s all pour one out for Larry.

I wish you were a lady, because by your logic, that rant would have been two to three paragraphs shorter.

Imagine if you had to use real money to buy it.

It’s a moot point for you, though, since judging by your screen name you are a Bills fan, and are always rooting for the underdog anyway.

I watched the first Fantastic Beasts on an 8-hour flight. Would highly recommend it in that environment and absolutely nowhere else.

When referring to ocean-going vessels the term is “listing.”

“You know what I like.”

BRUTAL.

I’m waynew here, so I won’t refute this. I don’t want to make this comment section any messier than necessary. The kid’s talented, though. I’ll grant you that much.