As happy as I am that Jinkx won, I'm still angry that Pandora didn't win in season 2, dammit!

Since I'm too prideful to google it: Just what in the Sam Hill is a Keek video?

We need more "Quvenzhané" license plates. I repeat, we are out of "Quvenzhané" license plates.

My Beautiful Launderette is a strong candidate for hottest movie of all time.

Kind of like how Slumdog Millionaire wouldn't have gotten a single nomination had it actually been made by an Indian director.

Exactly what I was trying to say. Thank you very much.

SNATCH GAME IS TONIGHT!

Ironically, I think that nothing short of meth will stop her from looking baked.

I think it's funny that both of the films he won best director for won the most awards for their year but failed to win best picture (the other one being Brokeback Mountain, of course)

Her oscar speech made me want to go all Alyssa Edwards on her ass:

Gonna paint our wagon, gonna paint it good! We ain't braggin', we're gonna coat that wood!

I'm saying this as a super gay man, but in what world is it fair that he gets to have sex with Catherine Zeta-Jones?

I think what bothered me the most about Argo was how it watered down a genuinely interesting historical event that could have said some profound things about both America and Iran, but then midway just said, "Fuck it, let's have this be a popcorn film."

I have to ask this: Did anybody else feel some weird racial undertones with Argo? Throughout the film I couldn't stop thinking about how it was about the awesome white people saving the poor white people from the scary middle eastern people. Is this just me, or did other people get that, too?

I heard they were going to have Joseph Gordon-Levitt take his shirt off. I was sad when he didn't.

MacFarlane at least seemed marginally less baked.

Landa and Plainview only for Plainview's wicked pornstache.

Which one?

Every single noun and verb in that sentence totally arouses me.

And then he'd win another oscar for it, of course.