Oh, no! Not the POLY-BLENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I get the distinct feeling that Alaska is testing the waters these first episodes to see what she can get away with while there's still weaker queens who are doomed to go quick. Her style is waaaaaaaaay out there and so she's trying to see how much she has to edit in order to stay in the competition. I hate to bring…

I'm probably going to have to surrender my gay card for this, but:

*Reads review*

Manila Luzon, Asian Diva: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

@avclub-545a6cf5d728f5c462e5d8722a177baa:disqus Thank you for giving me an excuse to add this GIF to the conversation:

When Monica talked about having a huge secret in the confessionals, all I could think about was Randi from the Queen of Jordan episode of 30 Rock saying, "Angie's single release party is tomorrow night. It seems like the perfect opportunity to reveal my shocking secret past."

Dear Serena,

Does anybody else feel like writing some Phi-Phi/Sharon fanfiction right now?

I'm sure I'm not the first person to think of this but I demand a David Byrne biopic starring Cillian Murphy right now.

Flurg murg glurg flurg murg murg murg tennis murg murg. Was it murg murg… flurg?

I may have posted this on another thread but everybody needs to watch this glorious Funny or Die video featuring Jinkx right now:

There needs to be a show that's just Tammie saying what's on her mind. I MUST KNOW!!!!

I basically want Manila to be on every season of RPDR until she finally gets the win she deserved. She was robbed on her season and she was straight up screwed over on All Stars.

I feel like Serena's going to be the Akashia of the group: The judges want to keep her around for drama but she's so consistently awful that they have to send her home. Alyssa, meanwhile, will probably be more like Phi Phi or Shangela, barely scraping by but managing to get farther than she should because she brings…

What's the matter @avclub-4ffabf87500b89362ca0abc12daf720b:disqus ?  Ain't you ever seen a naked chick riding a clam before?

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Seriously, those Mennonite kids were robbed.