Whatever it is, it's an eerily convincing Maureen Ponderosa impression.

I don't know, but TaylorSwiftLoves.co.ck sure is!

I'm just glad Trinidad and Tobago sells domain names. Because there's this one streaming site called video.tt, and I always just break out giggling whenever I see it.

I did that thing where I make this involuntary whining noise with my mouth half-open and scroll through the entire page while defocusing my eyes.

This very possibility of every seeing something so terrible makes me relieved that I continue to do all of my Internetting with Lynx.

[Has epileptic fit. Falls, hits head. Dies.]

I had forgotten about that Amanda Palmer-type thing. There were a lot of unfulfilled cookbook orders, right?

Even heroin couldn't chill Jack Bauer out.

It's one of the best Shakespeare adaptations ever put to film.

Wow. That's rough. I used to comment sporadically back in, like, 2007 or so? I think that was when the comments were implemented. I remember it being just a bunch of people talking like Achewood characters. Mostly Roast Beef, Ray and Todd.

It's an "A" now!

"Banshee"'s full of badass-lookin' dudes, but "cop with massive burn scars on neck, hands and face" beats the rest, hands down.

Holy shit, that sounds awesome.

Aw man, whatever happened to the Achewood comments?

Alright. Time to crack down on teenage crimes against fashion.

Wasn't this the whole argument against reply girls? And yet, two years later, there are still reply girls.

Wow, that was a shitty thing for that dude to do to poor ol' Meat Loaf.

Man, you know you done fucked up when, in the scope of literary adaptations, your trying-to-be-serious movie has a worse title than "Tromeo and Juliet".

Why does Silent Bob, the largest mall rat, not simply eat the other five?

Yup. And to make things even better, most of the fights end with some kind of gruesome mutilation or dismemberment.