She's gone from suck to blow!

That's a classic. Like, "throwing a large rock through a window" classic.

In the originals you get the feeling that even the Force, so powerful that it can lift spaceships, just barely gives the Jedi enough power to wield the lightsaber. In the prequels, it looks like anyone could pick one up and fling it around.

I covered a metal tube with bright silver spray paint and glued pieces of windshield wiper blades on for the grip. Then I glued on some industrial switches my dad had in a box in his workshop. The on button was one of those breakers where you have to flip a translucent red cover up before you can trip the switch. I…

I think it's just what happens when a bunch of people spend all day on the computer.

Zach Breault, Esq., PhD, M.D., LCSW, BTW, CX, JS

"The following takes place between 1 AM and 3 AM. Events happen at 2x recorded speed."

Cool. I haven't read the book, so that's some interesting background.

I like how Freddie is portrayed as being sharp as hell and actually a very competent journalist. There's this sort of mystery that hangs in the background over why she ended up writing for an internet crime gossip site. Did she develop a reputation that eventually stopped her from being hired at a newspaper? Does she…

To be fair, the food-porny way Hannibal's meal preparations are shot is pretty effective at distancing "HE FUCKING EATS PEOPLE" from "Barefoot Contessa".

Honestly, they should make an Emmy for casting directors and award it to Tina Gerussi for roping Mads into the role.

Portraying the devil as the guy smirking while humanity walks right into his/her trap with no coercion, then saying "I told you so," is my favorite portrayal of the devil. Thomas Jay Ryan's Satan in "The Book of Life" plays the part this way, though with a looser tongue than Hannibal.

Last episode, I wasn't on the edge of my seat, rooting for Beverly to catch Hannibal. Tonight — well, last night — I was really upset knowing the orderly canonically couldn't kick the bucket out from under Hannibal and let him die.

Soylent Regime™ does not contain percent daily value of dietary fiber.

Ray Liotta was born to be typecast as "man missing part of own brain."

Wait, so the infomercials were lying to me? I can get the body I always wanted … by eating people!?

It wasn't even the pool or the bottom-up nudity. His pecs were at their pec-iest when he was taunting the noose-d Lecter.

He's so out of touch with the queer community that he doesn't know what "TOFOG" means.

"South Park" put "Christ on a stick!" into my head around 6th grade, and I've never looked back.

Eh, the original whistled melodies were better.