Close. It's technically transubstantiation, but instead of drinking cheap wine you get an anal probe. Whether that's a fair trade is debatable.

Totally. It's a testament to his skill as a comedian the way he acknowledges and hams up how awful his singing voice is.

Bob Odenkirk is many things. A good singer is not one of them.

Frank, I'd like to voice my concern toward you being the one who decides what is porn. Mark my words, your capricious and haphazard policies will drive this country into the mud. I don't even know how you got the position. I sure as hell didn't vote for you.

Oh, dude, why'd you tell him about the luncheons!?

It's just Frank. He doesn't like Lars Von Trier, and he wants you to know it!

BATMANDOZAAAAA!

Ugh, this is a mealy one.

FISSION MAILED

Too bad irony is completely lost on people with no self-awareness, like Fred Phelps

Is it about my cube?

I know, right? It's like "Tim and Eric" 101.

How can you write an article about Steve Brule without mentioning the origins of Channel 5's Married News Team?

There's my Chippy!

Praise Hosanna!

It's not just that they're smart, but that they know how to ride the fine line between stupid and smart that makes a game both fun and playable. Giving them perfect eyesight would kill the game by making it impossibly difficult regardless of anything, but having near-sighted guards who work in a team to cover each…

Does my cowpoke impression not amuse you?

Cool, cool. I'm totally fine with making things easier for people who might not like the series' difficulty, as long as they let me be a masochist and play it the hard way.

Was it? I think you might be right, actually. I guess a better question would be, "Are there still iron sights," because MGS4 definitely had them.

I remember the first time I killed all the guards in a room on the tanker after one spotted me. The music went back down to caution, and I sat there waiting it out, figuring that everything would be totally cool. This little video of some soldiers pops up where the Soliton would normally be, and I'm like, "Hey, wait a…