And that's how you get eggs.

I'll probably see it, even if only out of completionism, but I think there's plenty to work with and come out with a good movie as long as they don't wind up essentially adapting all the "he was such a tortured, gentle soul" obituaries that sprouted up when he died.

Yeah, I would have definitely tweaked the "unable or unwilling bit. Your revised option sounds even better.

You could try "Tideland", which is nothing like Gilliam's other films. On the other hand, it's "Tideland". I loved it. Most people I know felt the exact opposite way.

I should have made D. a write-in.

He looks like the test-tube baby of Gary Busey and post-surgery Mickey Rourke.

POP QUIZ

*HUG RECEIVED*

Just know that I'm not paying for anyone's elbow joint reconstructions and/or carpal-tunnel-necessitated ligament-plaque scraping.

I think the two most exciting things about his day-to-day life were leaving parties out of crippling anxiety as soon as he got there, and a habit of dating crazy women.

The A.V. Club is really E Unibus Plugging this movie.

There's RIT, which historically has churned out a bunch of photo engineers for Kodak, so I lump those two together.

The best thing is that enough people visited it at, like, .001 cents-per-click to make him $50 bucks off it.

I'm on the East Coast, and prices here are just silly. I'd be paying nearly double what I do ordering online if I bought locally. I'm always a little worried about being put on some kind of watchlist, but that's kinda par for the course in some way or another if you buy drugs.

If it tastes good, you can put it in tubs, hire an ace advertising agency to promote it, and sit back as the cash rolls in and people start deflating when the slime forcibly exits their bodies.

And we'd probably all get accused of biological terrorism, and wind up in one of those secret prisons in an office building somewhere in the Midwest.

Yeah, the cultural stigma is a really complex problem — which has a lot to do with how we diagnose, treat, prescribe medication for, and perpetuate outdated stereotypes to make money off the mentally ill — but I've found that generally people who have crazy people in their families and friend-circles have a deeper…

Pfft. Threads are so aughts. Now I rock a Kevlar-padded titanium exoskeleton. Come at me with your sartorial antiquities, bro!

That's incredible. I'm really glad that worked out for you both, and can't imagine how terrifying it must be to not only go through the trauma of an atypical birth, but then to learn that your child has a condition that could prevent him from leading an independent life.

Have you tried an sativa strain, like Jack Herer? I've found that most of the pot that you buy from your average dealer is mostly indica or a 50/50 hybrid, which always puts me in a couch-potato mood, whereas the sativa actually boosts my energy and motivation. I get mine off the deep web. It's a pretty…