Sluggo Has Adequate Lighting. —Mike Sterling, Progressive Ruin

The only way this can be saved is if Chernow does a one-man production of Hamilton. 

Greatest bar fight/ inquiry into the purpose of existence since The Ninth Configuration.

This entry would be incomplete without Oglaf’s take on it: https://www.oglaf.com/synod/

I preferred my Giant Spiders when they didn’t look so real and could speak English. (Not even one reference to Metebelis Three!) Though I did like a Giant anything episode which actually acknowledged the Square Cube Law.

Aye, Willy’s a stereotype, same as Scrooge McDuck. Scrooge represents the stingy Scot and Willie represents the violent Glaswegian.

By the 79th century, I would hope we would have abandoned racism

I especially liked Ernie the Keebler Elf as Jefferson Beauregard Sessions the Third.

I think it’s actually Burl Ives’ recording from 1945, not Pete Seeger’s from 1957 (or the Tom Waits version from Ironweed or the original Harry McClintock version used in O Brother, Where Art Thou?).

Please be a remake of Trash Humpers, please be a remake of Trash Humpers, please

No, no, I’m not him, I’m the Trim Person. Have you met my friends; Svelte Boy, Lanky Guy and Skinny One?

Wait, this ISN’T a biopic about Christopher Robin Milne and his love/hate relationship with the Pooh books? Then why bother? Why not a live action Winnie The Pooh with a kid Christopher Robin?

But were they able to explain the scene in the lab in which we see scientists irradiating man-in-the-moon marigolds with gamma rays? 

But were they able to explain the scene in the lab in which we see scientists irradiating man-in-the-moon marigolds with gamma rays? 

The Funky Phantom also appeared on Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law in which he answered the long standing question “How exactly are you funky?”

Cormoran Strike is such a silly name that one almost expects it to be set in the Harry Potter universe (a Squib turned private eye who must solve crimes without the help of magic), but C.B. Strike is even worse as a title. It sounds like the sequel to Convoy.

“Is practically joke.”

“Go against a Belcher, and prepare to be slightly inconvenienced.”

Not True?!?! I can’t go on.

Do they talk about how Samuel Beckett drove him to school, because the author of Waiting For Godot drove Andre the Giant to school. Best pop culture crossover of all time!