Waiting for the gritty reboot in which all of gnome society is plunged into a World War: Gnome Man’s Land.

I personally would love a movie about the Council of Nicea, but I’m not holding my breath. (Also we know they would keep in the moment where Nicholas (Santa Claus) punches Arius, even though that never happened.)

...and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes…

Obviously Garfield hates Mondays because Garfield died on Monday. September 19, 1881. I appreciate having this post on President’s Day. Shall we discuss if Odie was also a Stalwart?

L’Android Reve de la Mouton Electronique 2049

His parentage wasn’t Leia and Han? You mean Greedo really did shoot first?

You didn’t mention Prawo Jazdy, the Pole who committed all those driving offenses in Ireland.

I thought James Cromwell had a lock on the part, having done it in The Queen.

“They didn’t ask me? But I’m in everything!” —- Olivia Colman

So basically it’s a remake of 1967's Casino Royale?

To read in the down time while you’re making film movies.

I’d like Mary Steenburgen.

Now that the blurb about The Americans  is present in the article, I withdraw my comment so as not to confuse future readers.

The Americans, Season Six (FX, March 28) . . . is a thing that exists (or will on March 28, apparently).

So if 2017 was “American Carnage”, 2018 is “The Gorilla Channel”. You have to give the TV show we are all currently living in credit, it does come up with great titles.

You’d like Peach Melba? That can be arranged.

I agree with everything you say, but I think there might have been solutions that didn’t cover the same ground Brooker has already covered.

The blackmailing of Real Nanette felt pretty much exactly like the blackmailing of most of the characters in Shut Up and Dance. The fact that the blackmail (whitemail?) was being used for good instead of evil did not change the unpleasant vibe I got off of it. It’s a narrative shortcut to get Real Nanette from Point A…

The thing that looks the most interesting about this film is the Egress.

What the hell is Stokowski doing in this movie (at 1:09)? Yes, they had The Nutcracker Suite in Fantasia but unless having a shot from the animated film is Disney’s new method of ensuring copyright over every public domain story, it doesn’t belong here.