You’d better hope

The Forester is just on brand for a boring ass, stick-in-the-mud, too lazy to get off his ass to do anything, weak sister. You deserve the guillotine because of your “fuck ‘em I got mine” economics combined with your lazy ass, stick-in-the-mud, too lazy to get off your ass to do anything, weak sister-ness. It’d be…

Of course you have a Forester

Hideous beast

How are you taking up TWO parking places with a goddamned motorcycle?!?!?

Stig motto: “what’s the big deal? Im up to six cars!!”

“go to church”

Holy shit

Centrist Dems: “First they came for the blacks and I said nothing.

They’ve been saying just that the past few weeks. Clintonco demands fealty OR ELSE

Reading about food you pretentious twat

Worlds most overrated, most pretentious dish. The sanctimony from the “you’re doing it wrong!” crowd - get fucked you weirdos. They’re fucking dumplings

Whatever team you’re on is definitely the enemy 

Where’s Stig to tell us not to turn our noses up at free money?

+1 hula lamp

Consistently indifferent too. You’re a beacon to 13 year old goths everywhere

No matter the platform, no matter the subject, you’re consistently a lily white piece of shit. Kudos on the streak

And yet, instead of being inspired by the plight of others in such a widespread issue, you came here to say: “I did it - look at me”

You’re a fucking Stan who OH SO WANTS to be able to worship his demigod without people also noticing what a piece of shit you are.

Counterpoint: take away this rule and you have to provide testosterone supplements to every runner she may ever compete against or its unfair. Its the equivalent of allowing her to take steroids.