...I was under the impression that you can order them, same as the rest of the stock.

That fits well with my proposed strategy of just appearing really bewildered whenever anyone engages in fuckwittery of this sort. Blank stares and quizzical expressions should help drive home just how idiotic their actions/ideas are.

How does anyone think that that is an appropriate request to make of a business owner? "Great food, good atmosphere. Only complaint is that your female employees need to have more of their tits out. Can you find a way to work on that without getting sued for sexual harassment?"

Honestly, what can you expect from someone who thought that mustache was a good idea?

We gotta watch out. These liberals, they want our kids to be full-on gay. Not just sorta gay, not just experimenting, BUT AS HOMOSEXUAL AS THEY POSSIBLY CAN.

Eisenhower had an affair with his (female) driver when he was Commander of the Allied Forces in Europe during WWII. Carter (afaik) never had an actual physical affair, but being an evangelical Christian, answered a question posed during an interview for Playboy (weird, I know) about whether he has ever cheated on his…

I understand that, but going off his time between his traveling and his getting sick, and that it was equal to the time between his getting sick and our getting sick, and the fact that it was a 12- hour flight, it's quite likely he contracted it on the plane.

Well, your ability to make the exact same assertion in the face of new facts supporting the likelihood that the bug was acquired in a closed, poorly ventilated space is certainly...charming isn't quite the right word...let's go with interesting.

He developed it within a few days of the flight, and it was the same incubation period for us.

Back in November, my family actually had to cancel a Rhode Island vacation because my dad contracted the flu/bronchitis bug from hell on the flight home from visiting my grandmother, and he passed it on to us within a few days.

"Individualistic kleptocratism"

Like my kitty!

Saliva, blood, vaginal secretions, semen, urine, breast milk...

I'm pretty sure he's just a hot dude.

AAAAGGGHHH!

He's NEVER going to change his mind.

This also made me think of this commercial:

He was sexist and homophobic in the same tired vein while we watched together ("I love my friends, I don't want to marry them; the Bible says it's wrong; what's to stop us marrying animals; etc.)

AAAAH! My dad once got an email with a picture of an anti-Bush protester holding a sign that read "Bush is just another word for cunt." When he asked my sister and I what cunt meant (he wasn't born/raised in the US), I told him he would find out when he grew up.

Even more fun: watching the Daily Show doing a segment on marriage-equality with your sexist, homophobic father, and remembering why you really don't like him.