I work at a doggie daycare, and I fart all the time secure in the knowledge that no one will hear over the barking, and I can just blame the smell on the dogs.

You should probably direct more of the hate at my father. You can still wonder why my mother enables his rageaholism.

It wasn't Williamsburg so much as being trapped with my parents, who foisted many of the external pressures on me that led to suicidality in the first place. Williamsburg was just where it snapped.

I can concur.

Shhh..he can hear you.

My cat came over to insist on love while I was watching this.

So that's where the idea for the Good Wife clip came from!:

The Daily Show covered this a while back:

Eric Beasley

Was that Schlafly, or Liz Trotta, or both?

The Heritage Foundation is KILLING it today with their regressive, anti-equality bullshit:

I would have thought that the pre-med biology courses he probably took would have taught him otherwise...

Well yeah, obviously. A girl who has sex with one person can never have sex with anyone else, ever again! You wouldn't eat a chocolate that someone took a bite of, would you? This is the same thing, for women are not autonomous beings that have all the rights and desires common to humans. They are COMMODITIES. And…

I was the second commenter, and I didn't defend anyone calling the culture worthless.

Well, isn't that special.

...and this man is a doctor?

Of course it is, don't you know that our bodies have ways of shutting that whole thing down?

Oh sorry, I didn't know you were male.

Well, everyone (or almost everyone) has their moments where, if that was all you knew of them, you would assume that they were the biggest idiots to ever idiot. Up until I was 14, I believed that you couldn't be president of the US unless your parents were born in the US, because that's what my sister had told me…

Only works if you're a man!