They taunt me with the feather toy, and threaten me with kitty Prozac if I do not comply. I have taken my small revenge by defecating in their shoes.

I, Henri, will have you know that I am being held against my will.

Replace "Dirtiest" with "Fakest" and I'll agree. (Seriously, Mrs. F.A. Tasse? Mrs. FATASS? How did both Marcotte and Doug overlook that little detail?)

Because their thinking hasn't evolved past the level of childish apes who can't control their basic bodily functions? Luckily, most men don't agree with them.

Perceptions, by nature, are subjective. Unless you're doing something like looking at a hyena and claiming it's an owl, you're free to have your own perceptions and it's really fucking annoying to have people of either gender telling you that your perceptions are wrong when they haven't lived your particular…

Oh they'll HAVE a future, just might not be a particularly pleasant one.

My grandmother is a sweetheart, but she believes that people can die if they hold in their farts, and that girls shouldn't have muscles. Gonna have to agree with you on this one.

Sounds like a temporary news blackout/visit to a (no-kill!) animal shelter is in order...I always choose the 2nd option.

Men aren't the only ones who mansplain. Basically, mansplaining is using your own experience and opinion to try and invalidate someone else's experience and opinion.

But here's the thing: unless you've had the experience of being a woman, gay, a minority, etc., you will not have the requisite knowledge of what that particular oppression can feel like, and what it's like to live within in that oppression. So yes, male feminists can have differing opinions from female feminists, and…

I think this story just induced a little baby longing in everyone, even in me, and I intend never to procreate or adopt. But if I FIND a baby...I'm screwed.

I agree that the foster/adoption system is generally broken, but....really? THAT'S your takeaway from this magical story that has made everyone else want to hug ALL the things?

He may have been a guy who was a self-proclaimed "feminist", but I'm pretty sure he was also an asshole. Unfortunately, feminism is not an automatic predictor of decency in anyone.

What, you mean stuff like Andrea Dworkin's stance that all penetrative sex is coercive or Julie Burchill's anti-trans rants? Yeah, I think you're absolutely ok in challenging views like that, as long as you challenge the views on their merits or lack thereof and not by engaging in attacks that could be construed as…

Ahh...sweet racism. Makes it infinitely harder for WOC to face their attackers in court, in a country where only 12/100 rapists will stand trial, and only 3/100 will ever serve a prison sentence.

bahahahaha

I sometimes think of myself as a girl, although less and less as time goes by. What I hate most is guys calling me "honey". If it's used in a derogatory sense (You throw like a girl, But that's for girls) or if someone refers to guys as men and women as girls then yeah, girl is an irritating term, but I don't sense…

I once got "You have a lot of constructive criticism, but it gets lost in all the noise."

I hate to admit it, but my mother actually might. Advertise it the right way...

That's the biggest load of steaming bs I've ever heard.