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As much as I love them, HBO gets a little too much credit for “quality”. Their good shows, like Game of Thrones and Sex in the City and Westworld do fine, and generally see endings, but their great shows, like Deadwood, Carnivale, Luck, and Flight of the Conchords always seem to die premature deaths. (To be fair, (cue

And yet until this story posted all I knew about Tab Hunter was the series of sex puns the bots made in the MST3K episode San Francisco International Airport.

while cradling a pay phone in one hand

So killing / getting rid of every Kryptonian in the universe, and having his family vanish so Bendis can do what ever the fuck he wants instead of building on what the last guys have been doing for the past couple of years counts as excellent now? Ok I guess I’ll change the definition in my dictionary.

New Normal never got renewed though.

It was ironic that while I was reading this article a popup ad for Drunk History flashed. If you haven’t seen it before, it’s pretty funny!!

If Billy Porter isn’t a fucking lock for an Emmy at this point, nothing makes sense in this world.

Turtle Mitch doesn’t look good, but I don’t really care, do u?

Good, never forget, never surrender to these fascists while citizens and children are in concentration camps, I’m sorry, “detention centers”.

So when are we casting Jennifer Lawrence as J. Jonah Jameson in the nest Spider-Man movie?

It makes complete sense when you realize it wasn’t originally supposed to be about trans people or gender identity at all. It was a random story of what they saw as a butch lesbian crossdressing as an excuse to do hot lesbian scenes with Scarlet Johannson. It was only when they got backlash for misgendering the lead

How much of the shows budget is going to the time machine needed to broadcast it back to 2006 when Sacha Baron Cohen was relevant?

I also said this to myself. This is going to be another Nina Simone with the bad prosthetics. Why try that hard instead of casting someone who physically matches the appearance and can act. I enjoy her movies but boy doesn’t this feel like deja vu.

THANK YOU FOR ASKING MR CROW I AM NOT ALRIGHT

They used “Hollywood wants a big name” with Noah, Gods of Egypt, Exodus, Aloha, and all the other whitewashed movies that bombed too. Meanwhile interesting films with more diverse casts (Moonlight, Hidden Figures, Get Out) have been doing well even without “big names” attached. This tired excuse doesn’t actually align

I didn’t even know crows could mimic speech.  

{Scarlett Johansson]’s a terrible actress.

I had no idea how much I needed this video in my life until just now.  Thank you for this.

I’d watch that.

YES! Look, there is a question as to what Tex’ true gender identity was. So having a cis woman playing the part isn’t totally wrong. But having girly, scarlett play a roll that is at the very least high butch dyke, is completely infuriating.