I consider myself an enthusiast and if I had the disposable income I would definitely spend the money on this 7 series. I would also have a 911 or some other more track/sport oriented vehicle. But being an enthusiast doesn’t always mean driving the most hard core, fastest or loudest car. It means you are enthusiastic…

Hey, come on now. How would we identify his corpse so we could be sure who we were laughing at?

Exactly. You should never, ever, ever do that. Ever! ... but if you did, he’d understand.