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BECAUSE I’M A CHEVY GUY AND CADILLAC IS THE BEST LUXURY BRAND IN THE WORLD AND NO ONE CAN BEAT GMC TRUCKS AND THE CAMERO IS BETTER THAN THE MUSTANG EVEN THOUGH CHEVY HAS NEVER BEEN PROGRESSIVE WITH IT AND I GO TO MY GARAGE AND TOUCH MYSELF TO MY C7 CORVETTE AND ‘96 IMPALA SS EVERY NIGHT AND ALSO I FUCK MY SISTER

Pretty sure the steering locks when the ignition is turned off? Meaning all these people were sent helplessly careening into things? I don’t think GM and generous belong in the same sentence.

It’s like a Jeep Peekaru...

YES! The Steelers name is derived from steel workers, who look like coal miners (all of those old blue collar workers really all look the same anyways so you can’t tell them apart), and coal miners invented black face! UGH!!!! SO OFFENSIVE!!!!!

The term ricer comes from Asians having rice as their main carb. So by saying “ricer” I consider it as well as many others consider it racist and also very 2002. Its 2015 can we stop saying these racist things please.

What do you think it derives from? It derives from rice-burner and the people who drove them and modded them were called Ricers. So if this came from Japanese cars, how is it not a racist term again?

One does not simply fall off at 299mph....

Old enough to not get hacked, or recalled on a monthly basis.

i’ve met some cool car-guy cops. shame you didn’t get stopped by one of them.

I would hazard a guess and say the bugginess of that car has little to do with the mileage and much to do with it being an '02 Sunfire.

Not as uncomfortable as United would like, but it will have to do.

Honestly. Who wishes they just transformed them into personal coffin hotels?

HJ’s for everyone!

I like the idea of a T-shirt that declares itself a T-shirt.

...while wearing thick glasses that make your eyes look twice as big.

Hi! I’m Humor. Have we met?

My first thought? Have a T-shirt made up that says “Jacksonville Asylum Staring Contest Champion 2011”

They’re both also way more expensive than they’re worth. Like you spend a few billion on dinner and she still won’t put out

So this would be double penetration?