Maybe, but I’m more convinced it was Obama.

That’s what really gets me: these old fartknockers are so used to just being in charge with no real challenges or having to defend their positions that when this shit tornado comes along they’re weak as kittens. Even when they protest, even when they seem to momentarily grasp the full horror of this administration,…

I feel like they probably think they did great work in their past roles that had nothing to do with the law and everything to do with working with people in high places and probably feel that they deserve these positions (and a guaranteed lifetime salary) for being able to make important friends. I doubt they actually…

Yes, Mr. Robot is the most glaring omission. I still have a soft spot for Bob’s Burgers as well and I’d put it on my list, but I may not be the most objective on it. Also, Dirk Gently - while having some issues - is a whole lot of fun.

When she was brought in to take the computer test and talk to White Rose, it was sitting on the table in the room. She seems to be gathering reminders of that meeting around her (like the “Hang In There” poster and the fish tank and probably some other things I missed).

This list is obviously well thought out and hard work was put into it, but comments are for quibbles so I’m going to quibble away.

Wow. I have seen exactly zero of these (I mean, the Americans, but I’m several seasons behind), so I feel unable to quibble with any of them.

As a Jew who is not Roy Moore’s attorney, I’d just like to say thanks, black people, for saving our assess. Also, fuck Alabama for the fact that this race was as close as it was.

That’s the sugar. I drink a Trumpian amount of Diet Coke (and no, this news does not fill me with pride) and my teeth are rock solid.

This is a shame because Philadelphia fans are generally such a pleasant lot who just can’t catch a break despite years of loyal and kindhearted devotion to their hometown teams.

Van Gogh to the hospital immediately!!!

I meant you, fool.

Al Franken has not been accused of rape.

THIS Jill Stein?

But Franken isn’t accused of raping anyone...

How’s that for mixed messages.

That’s your take? A guy voluntarily sticks his head in a microwave, fills it with an expanding, hardening substance, and then films it with the intention of profiting from it... and you come away from all of that saying that the FIRE DEPARTMENT should be ashamed of themselves for calling out his idiocy?

Polyfilla is not expanding foam.

Um, yeah – the parental figures separated because Woody Allen thought it was fun and chill to throw his boners into paternal relationships. There sure was a lot of pain and hurt feelings, especially after he assaulted his 7-year-old daughter! Funny how that works. Geez, why do these childhood sexual abuse situations…

I hate to be right here but, I called it.