It's very uncomfortable, in the way you'd imagine sitting across a table from a tuxedo'd man with a bag on his head might be. I ate some provided Hershey's Kisses, offered him one, he did nothing, I asked if that's the real Indiana Jones whip, he did nothing, and then I just talked about my day. I wish I was more…

One of the better digs at awards culture from IN & OUT is the red carpet interview where Oscar-favorite Matt Dillon declares with impassioned gravitas, "All the nominees are artists. We shouldn't be forced to compete with each other like dogs." Tom Selleck, interviewing him, asks, "So then why are you here?", to which…