he can’t read yet

Speak for yourself

If you have to have a belt with your jeans, you need to stop having your wife buy your clothes. Be a man and buy a pair of jeans that fit.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

First a coke addict is having his way with your daughter and now this....

If only Ryan Fitzpatrick possessed the arm strength required to earn one of these tweets.