Put Stephy Curry and Kobe on the same team. (Or any non-BPONG player on the planet, really.) There’s at least 100 guys in this country that you’ve probably never heard of that I’d take and straight up embarrass them with, repeatedly. Hell, I’d spot them 4 cups, bet them their next paycheck and look them dead in the…

This is what a piece of hardware looks like from a pro beer pong player. I’d give Steph Curry a handicap and destroy him with my off-hand. (Along with any other professional athlete that plays basketball, baseball, football, hockey etc.)