Wu Ke mistake.

Ice Cube: “Maybe we should have put a slave in Staight Outta Compton.” 5:00 mark.

Michael Schiavo was treated horribly and got the worst raw deal when the fucking congress intervened to collude with Terry’s parents’ denial and he was straight up demonized in the right wing press. It was monstrous how this whole thing was treated like a political football. I had to stop watching. There was something…

This car is somewhat lame, so far.

How many more articles about snow tires does Jalopnik need to post before people realize every car is useless without them during winter? Don’t you know you’ll die a fiery death without snow tires?

“If a major 8+ Richter Scale earthquake hit the Bay Area an hour before SB 50, does the game go on? What if it’s at kickoff, halftime or whenever?”

When reached for comment, Dan Gilbert issued the attached response.

Reached for comment, Kevin Love said, “I can’t really defend his firing. Or the job he did as coach. ...Actually, I can’t defend anything. Please don’t ask me to.”

Reached for comment, Cavs Superstar LeBron James said, “The team is going to miss Dave and all the hard work he has done. But I promise the city of Cleveland: we will not stop until we find an even more talented individual to serve as team waterboy for the rest of the season.”

That was close.

There’s no place for that kind of language in 2016. Let Doug be Doug.

Doug do you realize your video when you bought the Aston Is actually posted on Worldstarhiphop. I couldn’t belive it when I stumbled upon it last night. You have arrived sir!

I see two answers, to solve two problems:

What about all those people (myself included) that live in an apartment? How are we going to charge these abominations?

Johnny Carmax: yo, what’s up?

A picture of the proposed fire pit:

That loss Stings a little bit more now.

I would imagine the reality is far different than the dream. You know before owning the Hellcat it was this dreamy far away land of limitless power and torque and the ability to appear heroic in the eyes of children and infinitely virile to women everywhere by merely sitting in The Hellcat wrapped in Ol' Glory like…

I've driven seven different 100 hp cars, so collectively....?