This movie has an 8% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. The Room, by contrast, stands at 32% - meaning this movie would have been greatly improved had Sony given Tommy Wiseau the job of making it.

It's pretty obvious where this is going next season, isn't it? It's going to be a parody of the 2016 election, with Selina as Hillary and Jonah as Trump. Which sounds funny enough, until you realise that we're actually living it (except that Jonah is both more qualified and more likeable than the Fanta fascist).

I've been really enjoying this show (probably more than I have any right to, to be honest) but this episode came perilously close to shark-jumping for me. Getting a fingerprint from a glass in the background of a photograph is so dumb it almost bordered on parody (I couldn't help but think of this Red Dwarf scene),…