I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

...didn’t this come out sooner? I’m wondering the same thing.

Sure, but even Zelda has Majora and Dark Link and the nightmare of Link’s Awakening. And they reuse Ganon so much they even had to explain this as multiple realities and timelines. Or Castlevania that has Dracula resurrect every 100 years to justify further sequels

Others have already mentioned the absolutely fire line in this article, but let’s just go ahead and reinforce it: shit like this is why you’re one of the best, Schreier—and why Kotaku remains the force it is in a world of bland “stick to sprouts” coverage.

>A new cinematic trailer for the game showed a group of treasure hunters fighting against what could be demons, or private equity executives.

Concourse post, comments work!

Hey Josh, not only do I love sports, but I love other topics when they have a sports-related angle, so I have to say I was excited to read this article.

“It’s always been Toretto...”

Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn’t matter if you win by half a second or half an hour; winning’s winning.

AlphaStar then posted a chat message supporting civil rights for Hong Kong and Blizzard immediately banned it.

That and losing the sponsor who was providing the ads you were autoplaying. G/O Media, really hitting it out of the park* out here.

It’s nice that they’re encouraging feedback from consumers, rather than going the other route and removing the ability to provide feedback at all.

How great would it be if the other blogs all started covering sports today?

I’m sure you already know this and probably intended it, but I just figured out that this is actually funnier if you post it on every post.

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

“It’s ‘Mmmbop’”

Dwight Howard agrees but adds a fifth pillar of things to stand for, and it’s peeing. 

Or get rid of the last name altogether, and only call him “Doctor,” as if you were a drunk patient showing up in his ER at 3 AM and couldn’t be bothered to learn his name.

“For football keepers transitioning to ice hockey, there’s a lot of adjustments,” Čech said. “But playing for Arsenal made me very comfortable with my defenders gliding backward towards my net.”