He’s hilarious on Twitter and him saying that The Rolling Stones haven't had a James Blunt level hit is very much the humour he'd use

Look guys, I’m not gonna defend Norm on this one, but just... just come right out and actually criticise him, okay? Just say that he said some dumb shit if that’s what you want to say. You really don’t have to smother everything in layers of knowing snark and eye-rolling irony to the point where it’s incomprehensible.

Btw, this whole article is kind of a mess and difficult to read/understand. You really ran with that whole “they’re playing characters!” thing to the point of incoherence.

To be fair, Hughes wanted to take this occasion to showcase a character of his we’ve sadly been acquainted with for the past few years, “Blogger Who’s Nowhere Near As Clever As He Thinks He Is, And Would Really Just Be Better Off Covering Entertainment News In A More Straightforward Fashion”.

Maybe he should have disguised it as a United States Treasury bond.

Even Viola Desmond!

People aren’t complete idiots

“However if Hawkeye (his name escapes me)”.

And shit, if he's really interested in psychology, there are any number of studies he could read explaining why child victims of sexual abuse often respond in that seemingly paradoxical manner.

And beyond your joke, it’s also probable that the campus would seem deserted if people were inside those arenas and not walking around when McQueary stepped outside.

There’s a very simple reason why McQueary didn’t go to the cops right away: sometimes when we see things that go against our pre-existing beliefs, our brains work their asses off to come up with reasoning. McQueary respected Sandusky as a football coach and seeing him rape a child was outside of what he expected. So…

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

I don't usually like things based primarily on dumb things like stunt casting, but this ridiculous plan is beginning to win even me over...

“McQueary waited months before going to Paterno (strongly suggesting that he did not see a crime, just something odd).”

Yes, because that’s how that works.

On the other hand, Zidane is truly nailing the Bond Villain look

Gladwell: It’s just dumb to assume people who are really good at one thing can know anything about another subject. Anyway, buy my new book “I Know Everything,” available wherever books are sold.

I live in PA with a bunch of Penn State alums and I was absolutely shocked that they thought people were too harsh on Paterno and co. I was out with dinner with a few right after it happened and they were tying themselves in knots to cast the program as blameless. I asked them if they saw a kid getting raped at work…

I have a mental image of ZZ smashing the keyboard with his forehead in frustration.

What a weird image. The letter (it looks like and “O) behind ZZ’s left temple looks like a handle and makes his head look like a coffee mug.  One that’s far too intense to actually drink out of.