I’ll be honest, its hard to imagine myself being aware baseball is happening in July.

Swap those. Wall’s contract is so much worse than Westbrook’s. Its way longer and Wall is seriously injured. Westbrook will at least play this year.

They don’t have a GM.

If the league actually cares about this, the first thing they would do is try and audit Space Jam 2 Starring LeBron James (oh and Anthony Davis)

“Zion is Julius Randle with hops.” - Al Jefferson minus a more suitable era for that kind of game

I wouldn’t do the sign-and-trade over just signing Butler. Just thinking about if Butler says ‘I’m leaving no matter what, but I’ll do a sign-and-trade to Houston’

Whoever the hell wanted more free throws ruined it for us then.

1. If he is leaving no matter what, you get Eric Gordon (shooting) and P.J. Tucker (depth, shooting and a decent partner for Embiid in the frontcourt). You could do Simmons-Gordon-Harris-Tucker-Embiid. Depending on what they can do with Reddick (don’t know if they have his Bird rights, or what their cap situation is…

I don’t normally root for murder, but I am for this trade happening.

Wait...did Tyrese win in his “me or the Rock” ultimatum? Who would have thought?

I had a hard time getting either running when I tried a couple years ago. Maybe they’ve been patched somehow since then but I didn’t have any luck. I would love to be able to play IISE, 3, and the undergrounds again.

Who would have thought the Warriors dynasty would be ended when they fired the medical staff?

Counterpoint: I think its fucking hysterical that he has had to call the Warriors in the Finals for 5 straight years after they fired him.

If you’ve ever worked on a Z32 you know that by the 90's all Zs were possessed by demons.

Yeah, I don’t know where you go from Throne of Bhaal. The best it could be is a loosely connected game. If they insist on going that route, a remake in the new engine with an updated ruleset, better UI, some extra content, and combining both games and expansions into one would be better for me.

He has at least one year left to play with Zion if he wanted to, and I think a one year player option after that.

It wasn’t the biggest decision, but the Lakers not trying to bring back Lopez is one of the most boneheaded moves of last offseason. Like, you have LeBron and you get rid of all the shooters and bring in non-shooters. JaVale and Chandler are fine(!) but if you have any playoff intentions a cheap big man that can get…

How complicated is Mr. Mime? Like...he’s a mime. I feel weird even trying to explain it.

It’s almost as if years of bullshit might eventually affect your reputation and the calls you get. He did himself in.

They took all my roads and shared them with everybody else.