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I hate chocolate worse than almost any other taste on the planet. When I was a kid I eventually started telling people I was allergic and it made me throw up (it did actually sometimes). It was so much easier than answering 50 questions about “How in the world could I hate chocolate?” or people insisting I just hadn’t

Are we sure Len ever knew how to play basketball?

I hope Johnny Manziel is aware that he is with someone of questionable character

“And Harden will be heading for the line for a shot at making this a 4 point play.”

They made tanking to 4th worst about the same as tanking to the worst. And now you say there are 4 teams that suck instead of one. No way to see that coming.

“I’m a 22nd sentry man, but they should use a toy let to go #3.” - Emmitt Smith

If healthy yeah I think so, which I get is a big question. Not all max players are created equal, but the Knicks could just as easily end up with Boogie and Butler as they could have with KP & KD. This move is at best a crapshoot.

Can we add to the dumbness of these takes about two slots and Zion. If they kept KP they could have had KP + 1 max + the same damn pick. Like 2 max plus a good pick is great, but you already had a max player, a max slot and a good pick! You get max slots so you can sign players like Porzingis!

Did you put it down? Once they get the taste of human blood they can’t ever be rehabilitated.

I personally am excited at the idea of Boogie-Butler max duo and the #5 pick.

Here’s the proper response for any NBA player in that situation

A man fights off a bear with his bear hands. Seems like a fair fight to me.

I’m no draft expert, but I remember watching the game where he and Fox played against each other and Fox just destroyed him at every level of the game. Given that Lonzo wasn’t some athletic freak who just needed coaching and time to develop his gifts, I just couldn’t see how a team would draft him ahead of Fox.

Yeah well, you should have seen the dunks I did on the hoop hanging from my bedroom door.

4 years/$140 million for Boogie sounds about right

It’s been going on for a while but I think Zach Lowe made it mainstream and now its kind of the standard for basketball reporting. The large number of short possessions make it easier to do than most other sports (besides Baseball which can be broken down into individual pitches/hits).

I don’t think so. They can sign Durant to a big deal because he has spent several years on the team and they were under the cap when they signed him. With Boogie they don’t have the ability to sign him for more than the midlevel unless they drop under the cap. I *think* they could do it if Klay and KD left, but if one

He did the same thing in his article way back when on the graphic settings in Mass Affect. History repeats itself amirite?

“I can’t afford this house even if its free, but if you give it to me I could sell it and pay off all my debt and make sure my kids don’t have any when they leave the house. Also, can I borrow $19?”

In Canada ‘getting’ is a real nasty slur for someone who isn’t polite so either way he’s in trouble.