why can’t I print black and white when magenta is low?

Why can’t I scan when I have no ink? 

The Repubs will vote so they remove a pathologically lying criminal from Congress who changes his stories at the drop of a hat

The Repubs will vote so they remove a pathologically lying criminal from Congress who changes his stories at the drop of a hat, but when it came time to do something about Donald The Criminal and removing his pathologically lying fat ass from the White House, the groveling Repubs didn’t do squat.

George Santos was such an obvious pathological liar, I really don’t understand how anyone would fall for him, except for the genuine MAGA faithful. As most MAGA actually do understand that Trump is a pathological liar, but still support him because he is a White Nationalist. The remaining MAGA who actually believed…

This is the most Soul crushing news story I have read today.

Exactly. The first movie was the real Max, and his badassery cemented his legend that people spun into myth.

Bitch you didnt ever read G/O media to begin with and anyone who does already knows we dont read Deadspin so get the fuck out of here with your dumbass shit.

I personally like the theory that “Mad Max” is character that people tell stories about around the post apocalyptic camp fire. He’s a legend and the movies are just myths about him. That why even the first three don’t really blend well together when you really watch them. 

This is excellent eye bleach after looking at the Cybertruck.

Shhhhh. Hush now. Let’s all spend some time with this 2.7 RS.

The fact that Burton said “working with... puppets” gives me hope that they’ve tried to keep the original aesthetic.

I’ll confess I thought we had a Glass Onion moment . . .

I think that while the Saudis would like to have gotten more out of their $40B investment, I think that they’re reasonably satisfied getting the real identities of the Saudi critics on Twitter, and the destruction of the platform they were using.

Before! After!

No, fuck you Musk for making me look up the word philosemitic and getting disappointed it’s not a type of delicious Jewish pastry.

I hope the stress Elon Musk is feeling will cause his hair to fall out a second time.