We have reached the point of capitalism where we’re literally out here donating money to corporations for no reason. 

Saw Ozzy in the ‘80s. Ultimate Sin tour (I think). I would’ve been about 16. He seemed so old. The way he lumbered around the stage (“I love you all!” “CLAP YOUR GODDAMN HANDS!” “I love you all!”) I figured he’d be checking out at any time.

It’s fucked up that they didn’t let Bill Ward participate (Tommy Clufetos is a fine drummer, but Ward is singular), but I’m happy with this being my final memory of Ozzy if it comes to that.

 

I was only five but the episode where Dyna-Girl turns evil really gave me a life long fetish. 

Metal fans used to have a mantra that was repeated to the point of cliché: “Lemmy will never die.”

I love the fact that the scourge of the 80's, the Prince of Darkness, the evil, satanic, alcoholic, drug addict, corrupter of children, the son of Satan himself - according to the hysterical bastards running/ruining America - ended up becoming a beloved cultural figure decades later. The 80's were stupid.

Maybe we can get GWAR to open then.

Have a giant bat eat him on stage.

I was just revisiting this Onion article the other day:

“Let’s all go catch the Canna-Bus!”

Sid and Marty may not have been aware of the drug connotations but good lord their writers and designers were surely neck deep in it. They developed a show called Lidsville for crying out loud. As a Gen X’er I remember most of these shows, which were usually entertaining if only for their weirdness.

My only experience riding the carousel at the airport...

“The Israel-Palestine Conflict” ... cute title for a genocide. 

Deaths mean nothing? Suicide means nothing? That’s a horrifically bleak outlook. They mean something to me.

Pull the plug. The prejudice of the film company killed the franchise.

So by this logic the states with the strictest gun control laws should have the most gun deaths (per capita).

Oh, how could this possibly be stopped? If only there was some legislative body that could, you know, make and enforce rules for stuff.

Let’s call them what they really are-”tow vultures”.  Ready bto pick you clean while the carcass is still warm.

“Unscrupulous towing companies” is so redundant.

Here is how you do it. A lot of right wing assholes rely on the “no politics at table” to kick in only after their statement, but before anyone rebuts so you go: