Not really.

I didn’t realize drugs were a constitutional right before the war on drugs. What a fantastic comparison.

If it was a Tesla it’d still be burning.

One of our cars had that pointing to the wrong side. I think it was our Mini.

I’ll be right back. I need to go put something in the car.

I’m just surprised his initial tweet wasn’t 14 words long.

Probably a bus arranged by Ginni Thomas.

Red Barchetta.

Bone Improvement.

I had a Vespa in the 80's that I had to pedal to start (and pedal when I ran out of gas), and it was definitely a moped. I can’t see how that’s any kind of defense for these bikes. I’m OK with them on streets, but I’m seeing a lot off road now and it’s bad enough that hikers think mountain bikes tear up trails, but…

I mean, if I wanted to infiltrate a crowd I’d definitely show up with a bus full of people and not have agents surreptitiously arrive in smaller groups to blend in. Makes complete sense. 

Careful. I think Taco Bell trademarked ‘diarrhea factory’.

Why do the Memphis police have a phone number that looks like it belongs to a pawn shop?

That’s the goal.

Which New Mexico legal firm won this case? tell me it was Hamlin, Hamlin & McGill.

I just got back a couple weeks ago and I don’t think you need anything 4WD there. The highest point is, what, 650 feet? There are a lot of randomly unpaved roads, but the rental Kia Rio handled them (though that probably explains why the suspension was so toast on a 20,000 km car). You just need a powerful A/C to keep…

Standing on a box? Can’t he afford lifts?

It’s always the sack and not the dick. Are these people advertising that they’re dickless?

I’m betting they put more time and money into avoiding registration than it’s actually worth.

It’s an emotional support horse. That emotion? Chaos.