I mean, if I wanted to infiltrate a crowd I’d definitely show up with a bus full of people and not have agents surreptitiously arrive in smaller groups to blend in. Makes complete sense. 

Cool story, bro.

There’s that solid decision-making process we’ve all come to expect from Musk!

Careful. I think Taco Bell trademarked ‘diarrhea factory’.

Why do the Memphis police have a phone number that looks like it belongs to a pawn shop?

That’s the goal.

Which New Mexico legal firm won this case? tell me it was Hamlin, Hamlin & McGill.

I just got back a couple weeks ago and I don’t think you need anything 4WD there. The highest point is, what, 650 feet? There are a lot of randomly unpaved roads, but the rental Kia Rio handled them (though that probably explains why the suspension was so toast on a 20,000 km car). You just need a powerful A/C to keep…

Standing on a box? Can’t he afford lifts?

It’s always the sack and not the dick. Are these people advertising that they’re dickless?

I’m betting they put more time and money into avoiding registration than it’s actually worth.

It’s an emotional support horse. That emotion? Chaos.

Good thing that this will certainly spur other municipalities to have a look at their own infrastructure to make sure this hazard is dealt with.

magic intelligence in the sky

I want to see how fast a pit crew can put on chains.

Mark Zuckerberg. 

Great oddball stuff there. The national Park tour bus? A Dodge tow truck? A rickshaw? Wonderfully eclectic.

They’re all just angling for a VP slot.

It’s my mom’s second favorite source of fear mongering after a certain news station. 

What did you enjoy more when you got home, the edibles or the guitar?