The biggest problem here is having a martini sent over via Uber. There’s no way it’ll still have that wonderful layer of tiny ice chips spread across the surface. MONSTER!

Unless the government is actually handing him a paper check for his pay, he’d have to have an account somewhere. The fact that one doesn’t show up makes me wonder what Caribbean island he banks with.

Of course, but we both know where their ‘proof’ will come from.

Grandma’s on fire!

Waiting for their youtube link now.

Nothing to see here, move along!

Frangible rounds sound like a terrible idea in a cockpit full of electronic controls. Well, guns in general do as well.

I wish they’d tour again.

Is that near Middlestate, NY?

If it didn’t have that extensive paper trail, he’d still be in business! 

Casper the Friendly Ghost started as a kid dressed as a ghost who was run over on Halloween.

The linked politico article has a pic of him in a drugstore that’s warming my heart.

The group came prepared with crowbars and hammers. Probably expecting some kind of lockbox. 

Guy in my high school had one with those huge 80's home stereo speakers in the back. I mean, what’s a living room without a big sound system?

That little piggy should just go Whee Whee Whee all the way home.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders can give them tips.

I thought the only rage boner around here belonged to James Madison.

She’d never get the conservative support to win even if she were nominated.

“My means of conveyance has arrived at its destination, and as a sovereign citizen I’m toasting my safe arrival as is my Constitutional right!”

And pushbutton transmissions.