Good for Sara!

Gotta say, that was money well spent. It all worked out in the end.

Sounds like she’s making a faster recovery than McConnell.

He needs to look to the departments a bit north of Walnut Creek. This is a plus for them.

And he’s going to make the Martians pay for it!

That’s just what they want you to think!

Too bad this guy wasn’t aborted. It would have saved a life.

The daughter that he would have dated.

I’m sure to show the world how responsible gun owners should store weapons, the NRA will immediately send her a gun safe. Any day now, any day...

What, you don’t like the Katzenjammer Kids?

There’s just no way the aliens won’t think we’re attacking with these.

Better weddings than wedding nights.

Froias was released to his wife after his bond hearing

Jeez Kyle, give it a rest already.

Copycat account, hard to take seriously.

Looking at the pix of the victims, gotta say you really are living in fantasyland.

he got his gun and opened fire on the figures that were running away from his property, unintentionally shooting the 14-year-old.

That shape...I’ve seen that shape!

In the judge’s defense, whatever donkey he fucks would be unlikely to be involved in a case before the Supreme Court.

In their defense, that’s a lot to read.