If the train’s running on time.

Great bill for the groomers out there. The GOP isn’t even trying to hide it.

He was right about one thing, Stewart should have been governor.

You laugh, but those cupholders are rated for 5% inclines.

I tried rewatching a few episodes a while ago and had to give up, that laugh track was too annoying.

Reps. Marjorie Taylor Greene, R-Ga., and George Santos, R-N.Y

He refuses to comply and goes down in a hail of bullets. 

OK then, oligarch it is.

I had a ‘74 as well. Did yours have the Ford letters on the hood and a Made in West Germany sticker under it?

“I want our military to be the strongest and the deadliest it has ever been”

I’ve never seen Joseph depicted wearing pants, so he’s obviously in drag.

If we only had more Jesus in schools...like in all those other countries that don’t have a school shooting problem.

Some of Animal’s most restrained drumming. He never gets the credit he deserves.

What oversight are you referring to? 

How’s that saying go? Mopar or a Similar Car!

I’m getting more of a ‘Liberace joins the PTA’ vibe from the outfit. But at least he’d be smiling.

He’s been waiting 3 years, so he ordered that when he was 21.

The only winner in this situation is the popcorn maker.

Does it do that with existing devices?

Burning up buildings because of something you dislike should be an automatic Get Out of Society card.