How’s that saying go? Mopar or a Similar Car!

I’m getting more of a ‘Liberace joins the PTA’ vibe from the outfit. But at least he’d be smiling.

He’s been waiting 3 years, so he ordered that when he was 21.

The only winner in this situation is the popcorn maker.

Does it do that with existing devices?

Burning up buildings because of something you dislike should be an automatic Get Out of Society card.

If you can’t film without consent, then all security camera footage in that state could be argued to be obtained illegally and not allowed in a trial.

It’s apparently easier to get through the eye of a needle if you’re rich instead of fat.

Just exercising his Second Amendment rights. 

Without his high heels he stands at tit level.

I’m sorry to hear that he’s driving a Lexus and not Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

He could have escaped but he didn’t watch out for the rock brigade.

The ambulance driver is obviously trying to drum up some business.

Vacation?

The driver had no crashes...yet.

Don’t the cameras have a red indicator light when they’re on?

It’s a great job to have if you don’t mind waking up in fields.

“You wish to be deported somewhere with less government restrictions? Somalia it is!”

Popper has a look on his face like, “This is much louder in a car that I expected.” Hopefully he at least suffers some hearing damage.

Anything you sell online runs into lowballers.