If there’s one thing that would make him look bad, it’s somebody getting killed.

Six 15-minute segments? I don’t think Donny’s body can handle the amount of Adderall he’ll need for that.

I’m more concerned that the road tilts so much.

‘And now all you’ve got are baseless ad hominems.’

“they have to pay taxes like the rest of Americans”

Highway Companion (I know, obvious title) is also a great one. I got it right before having to do a back & forth to L.A. along I-5 in the summer and it fit perfectly.

“We’re going to be doing a health care plan very strongly”

I learned from my mom that Soros has a hand in this. I asked what he would get out of it and only got a confused look.

Now I’m trying to imagine Yoda talking with a southern accent, and nothing makes sense.

More fitting than savages - thugs.

Ten points for Griffindor!

There was a body right off the shoulder of the road where he hit him. Apparently they weren’t looking real hard for anything. But they stuck around long enough to loan him a car.

Edited out for a good reason?

To compensate for what’s not slung between your legs.

Rob a bank. Everyone already has a mask on, plus apparently laws don’t matter as long as you tell them you’re a republican.

The odds were 100% for the AG and his victim.

Two more cops proving why all the demonstrators are right.

Once they get to the 11 foot 8 bridge, we know what comes next.

The people booing a show of unity are the same ones enraged that NASCAR would ban confederate flags.

You don’t even have to look back that far, just ask Stormy.