Lindsey Graham is so jealous right now.

That Florida video didn’t disappoint. Unless you have faith in humanity, then it might.

That voice is literally a dog whistle.

It’s not a football game, guy. Getting past that defense only means you’re in Walmart. That’s the furthest thing from a touchdown.

The only time beer and ice should be connected is in an ice chest.

Too bad his trucks won’t run on press.

Maybe we need a national VC Day. A federal holiday, except for the states that seceded.

They should each get sent a copy of the Want Ads.

He got all that money from saving a girl from drowning, then spent it hiring Van Halen to play a party. 

Sounds like you’ve never read anything written by some conservative with a vendetta before. My mom once lent me a book that, for shits and giggles, I started reading. I swear the guys dictated it on a coke bender. The timeline was a mess, stories were repeated, everything was anecdotal, editing and proofreading were…

With a short-term memory problem that severe, you have to wonder how inaccurate his arrest report are. No, actually you probably don’t.

What are the odds that by tomorrow Georgia, S Carolina or Kentucky will slate 6/19 to be Confederate MuhHeritage Day?

We just need to arc weld LOSER across all of them. And glue a second place trophy in their hands.

If the confederates had won, they could keep the statues.

I’ve seen firefighters with a similar flag, but it has a red line. He certainly would have known this before painting the car.

So that how Ron Perlman keeps his nails looking so good.

So that how Ron Perlman keeps his nails looking so good.

Check out the rack on Franklin!

Love the line “I wanted to express that most first responders are good people”

I don’t know, it’s pretty risky taking on the Zodiac Killer.

They need Mandatory Minimums.