Oh, and 111,000+ dead Americans due to covid. 

Owls usually don’t nest so close to the ground.

Mom’s arm wasn’t so fast. My sister and I both spiderwebbed the front window of her VW squareback at different times because “we were sitting to close to the edge of the seat”.

Watch that show enough and you’ll realize how much you missed out by not having steam-powered toys as a kid.

Start replacing the status with Union generals and see how fast that ‘history’ argument gets discarded by the ones now promoting it.

Coincidentally, Fartmonica was my favorite Friends episode.

“What paint option would you like on the car?”

Hey, covid deaths were predicted higher than we have now, too. HooRaY for DoNnY! Glad you think 13% is good. Optimism is important, but doesn’t pay the bills.

I’m holding out for the inevitable duet.

“What a beautiful bunker, just perfect. They even left a luger in there on the desk. I don’t know why, didn’t ask, it’s perfect.”

How will they ever remember losing the war without those statues!

So Bryan essentially tried to use his truck to corral a victim. Have fun explaining that in court, sucker!

We live in a society where people openly value the economy over lives, even those of their family and friends (even if they don’t admit it). 

Go ask Alice, when she’s 10 feet tall.

Maybe, but that doesn’t guarantee an outlet. 

Trump’s campaign manager, Brad Parscale, slammed the decision as an attempt to “rig the 2020 election,”

Or, you know, the cops could turn around, especially when the message is about police brutality and the response from the police is threatening deadly force for a typical misdemeanor.

A Complaint of Karens.

Or, you know, the cops could turn around.

Crate and Barrel is that city’s spirit animal.