I am 59. I live in Minnesota. My senator does not get a free pass on the USO tour. He was a jerk. He has apologized, and we will hold his feet to the fire over that. As for anonymous charges that he kissed someone on the cheek? Hello, knee-jerk reaction much? As someone who has lost jobs, scholarships, promotions,…

He looks like he was turned down for a bit role in Godfather Part III and turned to selling used Pintos instead.

The highlight of my day now is poring over the Barf Bag “some tweets the President was allowed to publish” section to find what I like to call the daily “Code 45*”. You discover this coded message by finding all the words that earned an exclamation point in Trump’s daily Tweet pile. Sometimes the message comes out…

I’m a Laver, not a Fighter.

So many of my comments in real life and here and elsewhere on the web boil down to “Jesus, look at this fucking asshole right here”, and I mean to one day change that and cleanse myself of this all-consuming hatred, but Jesus, look at this asshole right here.

Obama = Globalist while Trump = Goebbelist

Well a swamp provides ecological benefits and has a reason to exist.

Geez. Doth protest too much Kenny. Some kid wrote an article saying he thought Lonergan condoned Affleck’s behavior and he comes back swinging like this? If he thought Affleck was innocent, he could have just said he thought he paid two blackmailers. Instead he dances around the whole issue before slamming this kid…

Connor Aberle should be proud. Oscar winner Kenneth Lonergan just validated him and guaranteed his future in journalism. An undergrad’s criticism of a powerful man elicited a direct, formal, over-the-top response. He won.

NJ.com also noted that there is “no mention of whether the teams in the St. John’s team’s division - the JV black league - can or cannot be co-ed, though other divisions are mentioned as strictly boys or girls teams.”

Did he say anything cool after he punched him, like voilà?

Yep.

Latrine-o Royale, Goldshower, and of course, From Russia with Love

Can we just take a moment to applaud the Washington Post?. I know journalism is largely dead but God damn does that newspaper hit the stories, latch on and never give up. David Fahrenthold should just be handed a trillion Pulitzer Prizes.

Speaking of New Zealand, I just put this on the stereo at top volume...

And he showed Ray Lewis a REAL knife

No wonder Hogan ran free, what with CB Schultz and SS Klink on the right side of secondary.

“Of all the Cleveland Browns in the world, you’re the Cleveland Browniest.”

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