somehow I don’t seem to be able to star your post, or any post really. It just flips me to the top of the page.

I dunno, I don’t think “hilariously disastrous” is at all accurate. (But, I know, clickbait etc.)

I don’t get it. It can’t be possible that I don’t read Gawker media enough.

You mean, at least today in California, War isn’t Peace? Next you’ll be trying to tell me Freedom isn’t Slavery. Don’t even start on Ignorance.

What pisses me off most about this is these people act like total assholes and what’s the result? Conflict-averse managers give them free stuff. I’m generally nice to service folks and do they ever just top off my tank or offer me free towing? Or free parts and labor? Nope. Just the loud-mouthed, crazy motherfuckers…

Not me. If they are the ones to do it, then fine with me. I’m going to send a little money, and then make a chalk pentagram in my driveway. Then I will hop around it like a devil-worshipping game of hopscotch.

I’m outing myself as the oldest guy here, but...

And, to boot, a dangling participle.

Oh wait. Now I get it. Serial.

I don't get it, but it sounds like people think this is funny! So good for you!

the egg suppliers sell at whole foods, I'm going to look into that. Thanks.

Which ones?

Well let's discuss, Mr. or Ms. drive-by sarcasm. Why is the equivalency false? I think it's perfectly legitimate.

Sorry about the attitude.

I dunno if I buy your reasoning. (But I appreciate your thoughtful tone.)

Do your research. Virtually all meat raised for human consumption involves the extreme discomfort — some would say torture — of the animals.

Do your research. Virtually all meat raised for human consumption involves the extreme discomfort — some would say torture — of the animals.

If you eat meat, then you really aren't allowed to have a problem with fur.

Amen.

I'm not sure I've ever seen Alec Baldwin less enthusiastic or less funny. Is this show part of some community service agreement?