While you make a compelling argument, my wife was someone’s first love at some point, and I refuse to stop doing terrible, horrible things to her because of that love.

New options on 2018 Porsches:

Is it me, or does he kinda look like an annoyed Doc Brown in fatigues?

Those last two would be really confusing.

Isn’t this why Lamborghini builds cars? Because Ferrari is run by a bunch of assholes?

If it passes spell check, it’s good enough for Jalopnick.

What it’s supposed to look like:

this is the best of texas. one Lone Star for you.

I hate wheels that combine two wheel designs into one. Just pick a design. Either go with a classic 5 spoke or go with a “Blade” look. But that whole car is a mess and the wheels are the least of its problems.

I’m torn between the black and gray wheels but here’s my spec. It really pisses me off that for 350k I can’t change the color of the calipers to red. After all it’s Porsche, they should just charge $5,000 for it like they do with the other ridiculous crap.

There is Waymo opportunity for Satish at google. Maybe they offered him Waymo money? Or Satish felt there was Waymo job security. Probably Waymo reasons than this.

This seems pointless and awesome.

I like you.

I mean this in the nicest way possible...

UniMog backloader hoe military truck. Only $9.5k and way stupider that anything expect maybe that extremely needy M5.

Four.

Wow, well done Audi/VAG.

How many of you did not notice that is Serena standing next to the car?

I have been convinced for years that the Enzo will be the best aging car from the early 2000's. Just look at it! If someone didn’t know any better and I told them it was a 2017 they’d probably believe me.