Grownup Catwoman knows grownup Batman…in every sense of the word. That he's Bruce Wayne is the least of it.

Your memory of that is better than mine. Agreed, there were odd moments where a follow-up question would have been appropriate. But while Chris is good at conversation and getting his subjects to feel comfortable, he is in no way a journalist. He enthusiastically participates in marketing, promotion and studio…

I'd love to bid on Universal's contract for memory hole digging.

There was clear groundwork laid for a fourth season without Eva Green — involving The Mummy, no less.

The "Universal monster movie crossovers from yesterday" were all Abbott & Costello movies.

Depending on who they get for the wincing psychic, I'd pay to see that movie.

If it turns out this "Dark Universe" is the reason Penny Dreadful was canceled after three seasons, I'll be mildly upset.

To be clear, I for one would welcome our new Thetan overlords!

You might rethink that when they announce the Creature will be "re-imagined" as a city-destroying monster (but totally NOT a kaiju).

Cruise sat for an episode of The Nerdist podcast a few years back, basically spending the hour effortlessly deflecting Chris Hardwick's questions to tell the story and anecdotes he wanted to share. Which wasn't horrible — the Cruise persona is witty and personable — but anyone seeking deeper insights would have come…

I forgot that movie existed, so at least that part of Universal's fallback plan worked.

Maybe the next one will pretend that The Mummy never existed, just like how Universal wrote off Dracula Untold.

Dougie is cloaked in a Somebody Else's Problem field (h/t Douglas Adams), rendering him effectively invisible.

Did they all involve Georgia brand coffee-in-a-can?

Shadow's love and faith are what allowed the gold coin to work that particular magic in the first place.

Basically, Laura is like Season Six Buffy, except for the whole "yanked out of Heaven by her well-meaning but short-sighted friends" part.

He's as Americanized as Odin and the rest — the questionable accents are features, not bugs.

And Media's "knowledge" of Marilyn's final moments is a parody of long-cherished tabloid rumors pretending to be plausible because it's "Marilyn" speaking in first-person.

Because the alternative was to not hire Peter Capaldi…the rest is writer's room lampshade-hanging.

Yeah, don't they run companies and charitable foundations, employing lots and lots of people?