Well, at least these ladies will never have to deliver newspapers ever again. They'll sue the piss out of everyone involved, their bosses, and the LAPD at large. They'll win.

About a year ago I was killing time in a computer recycle store (basically, they found / get donated a bunch of old crap, and they get it sort of working and sell it). They had a shelf full of old playstations. 10 bucks.

All the "those redneck morons broke a damn fine truck, what were they thinking?" comments aside - that was pretty frickin' awesome!

I was 16 or 17, driving a car of a kid of that age's means. My girlfriend and I decided to go sledding, and she decided to invite 2 of her attractive female friends to come with us. Oh. Yeah. I found parking, and, cause the spot was on a hill, and, well, beat-up '84 Ford Escort on and icy hill, I put the handbrake…

Cool. Just wondered if they'd done away with it because it was considered "too opulent". I'd forgotten what company we were talking about.

Does it still have all the exterior cameras that show you the view from each wheel well, and front and aft? This was the "toy" that Top Gear mentioned the most when playing with one they reviewed a few years back, and nary a mention here. Is that something that's only available from an aftermarket "tuner"?

From the front, it's making a face like something just went the wrong way up it's tailpipe, and it kinda liked it (if you know what I mean...)

Yeah, I know. I just thought it was funny.

It's only 3/100 better than a '72 VW Type III? http://jalopnik.com/5978032/1972-volkswagen-type-iii-fastback-the-jalopnik-classic-review

I've seen a Dodge Dakota pickup truck outfitted with cop lights and sirens used on Interstates in Central Illinois to nab unsuspecting speeders. IIRC, it looked stock otherwise - green paint. The only telling thing about it was a cluster of lights mounted on the roof.

My second car was a red '92 Geo Storm. Cool little car. The 3-speed automatic finally gave out, finally buying it its ticket to the salvage yard. The motor would spin at about 4000RPM on the highway, due to lack of overdrive.

2 things. 1.) Going down a freeway on-ramp at a brisk 35MPH, then coming to a dead stop at the bottom instead of merging, because the rest of traffic is trying to do 65 around your dumb ass. 2.) dual turn lanes. Around here, 30% of people know how they work. When I pull up next to someone in one, I usually look…

This. One thousand times, this!

I think this: http://www.worldcarfans.com/112121851800/gumpert-tornante-production-version-leaked may be the link you were looking for.

Is it in any way wrong that I'm a little turned on by the Raptor with the rye on it?

Please do not place the words "ass" and "probe" that close to each-other in a headline again. Sincerely, your readership and their immature shoulder-surfing coworkers.

Proud owner of a 2005 Forrester XT chiming in to say, "you tell me where the midnight rally will be, and I'll be there to hold a candle."

"During my last meth-induced trip to the local pick-n-pull, I found all this neat stuff. I fit it all together, but it doesn't all work. Thirty-Two-Hundred Dollars, please." Is that basically what the Craigslist ad says?

As of right now, 8 people are out of their goddamned minds. Or the car's creator has 8 separate Jalopnik accounts...

I (my wife, actually) own a 2010 Outlander. It's not really all that bad. I have the 4 pot with the CVT. Get the V6. With the AC on, if you have the 4, someone will need to get out and push to get up to highway speed. Other than that, the interior is very usable, if not plasticy. There's a surprising amount of…